evanjellicent:

I bought plasmagruntcoco some pizza for her and her family and she told me to marry her

bless this man


dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog


epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed


suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 


do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much



danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough



quillery:

Black Deep V Neck Sleeveless Pleated Dress and Red Sleeveless Lace Split Full Length Dress from Sheinside

Sketched a couple of dresses that caught my eye! I’ve been spending a lot of time browsing Sheinside lately, there’s so many cute affordable things I want… free shipping on orders over $30 is always tempting, too. Definitely recommended for online shopping addicts like me!